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welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOUR ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

imshannonadams:

when I grow up I want to be that really rich lesbian aunt who is super cool

kittycamp:

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

headfullofpotter:

c0ffee-sh0p:

headfullofpotter:

im gonna marry thor

but theyre making thor a woman now

im gonna marry thor

afterellen:

Calling someone fat on the internet won’t make you any skinnier.

Calling someone stupid on the internet doesn’t make you any smarter.

Calling someone ugly on the internet doesn’t make you any prettier. 

And insulting the outfit/hair/piercings/tattoos/gender presentation of other women on tumblr doesn’t make your choices superior. It just makes you spiteful and small. 

pretty-castiel:

Reblog if you want a terrible, 3 sentence fan fiction in your ask, based on your url

goobsohard:

The sexual tension between two people when one of them says “make me”